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Firmware and Fur: smart-apartment tech comedy where automation meets cat common sense.
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Firmware and Fur #2: Quiet Mode
Pixel upgrades quiet mode, M.O.U.S.E. takes it too literally, and Walter solves it with a handwritten note.
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Firmware and Fur #50: The Favorite Toy
August 8, 2026
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Firmware and Fur #50: The Favorite Toy
Firmware and Fur #43: The Missing Percent
Firmware and Fur #36: Room to Grow
Firmware and Fur #29: Outsourced Cardio
Firmware and Fur #22: Sunbeam Fairness
Firmware and Fur #15: Special Character
Firmware and Fur #8: Predictive Box
Firmware and Fur #2: Quiet Mode
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Firmware and Fur #50: The Favorite Toy
Walter ignores every toy until M.O.U.S.E. tries to put it away.
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Firmware and Fur #43: The Missing Percent
Walter's new sleep coach finds one flaw in his nap data: he briefly woke up.
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Firmware and Fur #36: Room to Grow
Pixel installs seating that adapts to its user, and Walter discovers the one surface in the apartment that never needs an update.
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Firmware and Fur #29: Outsourced Cardio
Pixel adds healthy activity rewards, M.O.U.S.E. measures the moving tag, and Walter discovers the fitness benefits of management.
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Firmware and Fur #22: Sunbeam Fairness
Pixel makes the sunbeam fair, M.O.U.S.E. measures fairness literally, and Walter discovers the fastest way to win a smart-apartment vote.
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Firmware and Fur #15: Special Character
Pixel adds responsible password rules, M.O.U.S.E. reads them literally, and Walter discovers that attitude can be a credential.
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Firmware and Fur #8: Predictive Box
Pixel trusts predictive shopping, M.O.U.S.E. trusts Walter's behavior, and the apartment learns that a box can be dinner-adjacent.
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Firmware and Fur #2: Quiet Mode
Pixel upgrades quiet mode, M.O.U.S.E. takes it too literally, and Walter solves it with a handwritten note.
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